Ladies and gentleman, dancing The Viper, here is Emmi Peltonen of Finland!
E.F.🧊
Emily
Bubblegum
“You’re not your girlfriend.”
Well, the good news is I am editing again. The bad news is… we’re off the maaAp. The next production is set in the North Pole. Then it looks like we’re headed to, “B-a-r-b-i-e” Land? (pitch rising) This SumMer? (“I’m Ron Burgundy??”) For another (short) routine.
Love is the Drug
One of the best scenes from Sucker Punch (2011) was not even in the original version, shockingly. EF is hoping Zack Snyder and Warner Bros. regret the omission strongly enough to follow through with a Director’s Cut. That hope is not entirely baseless. More on that in a minute. First, the scene!
Continue reading “Love is the Drug”EF Goes To Hogwarts
Universal Orlando is the place where movies and thrill rides collide. And the Harry Potter mashup is truly magical. I went there last week with my parents and younger sister.
Continue reading “EF Goes To Hogwarts”Writers/Actors Strike Update (08/09/23)
“We had unprecedented strike authorization vote of 97.91%. They’re at the breaking point. This is do or die.” -Fran Drescher (President of SAG-AFTRA)
Now there’s👆 a Tiger😼
Continue reading “Writers/Actors Strike Update (08/09/23)”On Strike
“I don’t need to tell you things are bad…” Network (1976)
“The time to fight is now.” -Jyn Erso
“We’re being exterminated.” -President Whitmore
“We can’t afford to be innocent; stand up and face the enemy.” – Pat Benatar
“Show them no mercy, for you shall receive none.” -Aragorn
Last thursday (7/13/23) the US Actors union (SAG-AFTRA)) which has 160,000 members decided to join forces with the Writers Guild (WGA) going on strike – The first time in 63 years both have stuck together. Hollywood is effectively closed for business.
Continue reading “On Strike”EF 8.1 – Everything Everywhere All At Once
(With insolent laughter) “Cuz you see, when you really put everything on a bagel it becomes this. The truth.”
Jobu Tupaki (Joy)
Feat. The music of Son Lux, Mitski & David Byrne
It’s The Greatest Movie Of All Time. No debate. Guys, this movie is the singularity of the black hole mirror swallowing our society. We’ve reached it. We’re there.
Continue reading “EF 8.1 – Everything Everywhere All At Once”A Dark Night (*has arrived*)
“Love is a battlefield.”
Ladies and Gentlemen, After two years✌️ in production, I am proud to finally offer you(🥁)…. A Dark Night!
Continue reading “A Dark Night (*has arrived*)”Mick Jagger on Satisfaction
“Mick, have you finally got satisfaction?”
Continue reading “Mick Jagger on Satisfaction”
Experience Film 