“I heard the war was over if you really choose.”

Apparently only one death in the Venezuela raid. Maduro knew we were coming, saved the lives of his guards by ordering them to stand down, presumably.

This is disgusting foreign policy, don’t get me wrong… But ever since I saw the pic of the abducted president, honestly cannot keep a straight face.

Look at this huggy bear. Nike tech suit? Sensory dep recovery kit? He’s like, Finally! I can catch up on Stranger Things😂 Like, Are we really doing this right now? Cuz my wife and I are still hungover from New Year’s.

We’ll never know who died and made America World Police, but they drive UFOs now. Still have zero sense of humor. Some of us do, and are appreciating this Dude’s chill this morning… Welcome to Hell, man (passes roach).

Experience Film🇻🇪😏

“Remember who the real enemy is.”

You know… The worst part about having nasty things to say? Is all the time and energy spent not saying them. (And I won’t).

“Exciting!? People are dying out there. I don’t think exciting is the word I’d choose to describe it.” -The President we don’t deserve.

And when EF arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, the customs angel scanned his résumé with a furrowed brow. “It says here you spent months of your gifted life listening to the same ABBA song on repeat?”