12/12!

5 days until the release of Episode 2 (Feb 3). It’s all going to be a surprise. Even the title.

“Remember who the real enemy is.”

You know… The worst part about having nasty things to say? Is all the time and energy spent not saying them. (And I won’t).

“Exciting!? People are dying out there. I don’t think exciting is the word I’d choose to describe it.” -The President we don’t deserve.

And when EF arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, the customs angel scanned his résumé with a furrowed brow. “It says here you spent months of your gifted life listening to the same ABBA song on repeat?”