If you thought Experience Film’s ice dancing phase era was over, think again! Am acquiring a zamboni as we speak. And a Warmer Brothers lot for a brand new state-of-the-art ice studio,βΈπ¬ complete with a house ska band.
No talent signed as of yet (concerned pause) But no matter! “If you build it they will come.” The ice age, my friends, has only just begunβοΈπ (snow monster).
In good times and bad it is important to remember who we truly are. Take me for example (frames face with open palms) – a closeted Russian champion figure skater dying a life of blonde pageboy mullet fragility. EF’s frozen field of dreams…
Happy (belated) April Foolsππ And baseball season.
-EFπ

P.S. the first trailer for Joker: Folie Γ Deux drops one week from today (April 9)

I love zambonis; the word and the machine; my daughter was an ice skater for many years; I am immersed in the culture; good luck with your venture: it is very exciting π
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I could’t wait to give it a whirlπβΈ
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It was great to see the sexual performance by the blond man on ice. Man, is he muscled! The muscles look like fake rubber put-ons, but I guess they’re real, aren’t they?
The days of sexy chicks and bland men are over, one hopes. Women, with their lumpy, curvy bodies, and lack of body power, just don’t cut it. Men are the true sexy Ones. Long live Men!
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I have not seen this guy. So pompous and self assured but yet very skilled on ice. Itβs ridiculous to the point it becomes good. I couldnβt stop watching. π
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I had the same experience lol
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Very well said. π€
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Hehe. Good one, EF. WWE on ice. I think it could be a hit.
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Iβll pass these ideas along to the creators at the studioππΌπ
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π₯ΈOh, I do hope they like it… or you might end up on thin ice.
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ππ (__π°π₯Ά__)π
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Oh yeah! I can never hold half a minute on ice before falling on my nose! However, I do enjoy watching these fascinating acrobatic moves in such a championship course.
(Of course, I would instead let the fun-loving women watch this type of match!”) πππ€
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“Sex Bomb” is not something I would have thought of for an ice skating routine, but it works! (We have been known to do the cha-cha to it at the studio.)
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Right?.. That’s inspiring! (Cha-cha-chA!)ππΎππΌ
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That was ….Fabulous!
He’s Talented. Loved it. Thank you!
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