The Next Montage

I’ve cooled off, and that’s a good thing for now, albeit frustrating as its harder to write.

Before falling off creativity mountain I was, however, able to glimpse the next project. Let’s just say there’s a good bet we’ll be getting our freak on this Halloween.

Barbie? Or Black Mamba😈

I’m over the Barbie idea I had.

Dragon is the emerging theme this season. I have tamed mine. Emily has tamed hers. It’s time to square them off in a cage match. Bring yours too, we’ll make it a good ol’ fashioned backyard brawl. Anchorman-style.

Of course, I don’t know yet exactly how this will all play out. The soundtrack is coming together (always starts there). The venue, dress code, ground rules are all still TBD. With any luck we’ll figure it out together over the course of the summer.

What I do know is, if it happens, there will be fire, and there will be screams. There will be dirty dancing, poison, flying guillotines and other medieval weaponry. And there will be blood. Lots of it.

I may yet scrap the idea and call the 20+ hours of brainstorming a sunk cost as I have many times before.

The ultimate flex would be to keep it PG here the rest of the way – to entertain without vice. I am not that much of an angel👼 More importantly, there are too many good R-rated movies in the canon. Mustn’t limit the scope of experience.

Sucker Punch Update

I previously mentioned my hope to montage a 4k version of this movie. However, based on the vitriolic comment section of this recent update from IGN, this hope is now presumed dead in Kyle-infested waters.

Other 2024 Prospects

If I’m going to be spending Summer and Fall in hell, I’ll want to craft a short fam-friendly montage beforehand for balance-sake. Maybe something like Belinda Carlisle’s Heaven? With nature, future technologies and hugs galore?

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m still poor and fighting to keep a roof over my head so it’s possible none of these montages happen! But talking-them-out here makes them more likely.

Thanks for reading,
Experience Film