Maduro

“I heard the war was over if you really choose.”

Lana Del Rey

Apparently only one death in the Venezuela raid. Maduro knew we were coming, saved the lives of his guards by ordering them to stand down, presumably.

This is disgusting foreign policy, don’t get me wrong… But ever since I saw the pic of the abducted president, honestly cannot keep a straight face.

Look at this huggy bear. Nike tech suit? Sensory dep recovery kit? He’s like, Finally! I can catch up on Stranger Things😂 Like, Are we really doing this right now? Cuz my wife and I are still hungover from New Year’s.

We’ll never know who died and made America World Police, but they drive UFOs now. Still have zero sense of humor. Some of us do, and are appreciating this Dude’s chill this morning… Welcome to Hell, man (passes roach).

Experience Film🇻🇪😏

Big Lebowski
Kate Bush

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  1. I woke up yesterday morning to the “capture” headlines, but my focus remained – and remains – on trying to carve out enough time for the last ever four episodes of Stranger Things…no matter how strange the real world gets. Lana and Kate are welcome voices here today!

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