Alpha DT

“What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?”
“No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

Bankers can’t help themselves and neither can the truthers…

We shifted timelines the millisecond that bullet (missed), and are now living in an alternate reality – Donald J. Trump’s Alpha Timeline.

Yes, Alpha DT is living his best life and we are just the supporting cast. At first I couldn’t believe it. Of course, I still can’t… “He is The One.” Lmao… Mannn, if you thought life was meaningless before? (Oh you didn’t? Well, good! Don’t let this hermit Jedi-wannabe rain on your parade).

Here’s the good news. We all dodged a bullet July 13th, 2024. For starters, not only was a second American civil war averted, but also a third World War. For now, at least. Let us transition from these outlandish speculations to more, trutherful conversation.

No doubt this was an inside job. (Trump wants peace with Russia). If the stand down by the Secret Service or the shooter’s *BlackRock connection doesn’t prove it to you, here is another succulent steak to satisfy your conspiratorial hunger. A huge financial bet was made the day before the assassination attempt against Trump’s company, DJT by the private investment firm, Austin Private Wealth. To the tune of 12 million shares**. That bet might have yielded hundreds of billions of dollars had that bullet found its mark like it was supposed to. Always follow the money. Same thing happened just before nine eleven***. The thing about assholes is they can’t help but bet on people’s lives. “I always win, Jack. One way or another.”

I would move abroad if not for family and friends. I know I should be more grateful. I’m just jaded because of shit like this. And because I get paid less than a can of Budweiser per hour for a job I had to fight for. (I sell hundreds). You have to understand I was born in 1990. It’s been all downhill for as long as I can remember.

Suppose I’ll remain an ignoble outsider. A shadow in a stranger’s dream. But I’m happy for you. I really am. For people with stake in this country there is reason is to be optimistic. The other 99.9999% of life on this planet is SOL, sadly. If I had to guess I’d say Trump is going to save the U.S. economy and, more importantly, the rest of the world from the sore loser temper tantrum we throw when it flounders… Saved, for a few years. Until Mother Earth calls in our debt.

I am full of both optimism and pessimism about the future. Which is another way of saying I have no idea what the fuck is going to happen. I speak lightly in one sentence. Darkly in the next. It confuses people. And I’m here for it. After all, “…It was the look on their faces.” I’m making art again and that gets this depressed aspy out of bed in the morning. There is some real magic for you.

-Experience Film

Footnotes
*BlackRock is the largest financial investment company in the universe. It’s like those Goldman Sach tappers who caused the 2008 financial crisis but on steroids. 10 Trillion in assets, and they own the boards of 300+ of the Fortune 500 companies (God, get a life). The shooter of Donald Trump was in a BlackRock commercial which has since been made unavailable.

**Austin Private said 4 days later that the transaction was a “decimal error”. (But of course they did. What else do you say after something like that? (It was a sloped roof?)

***The owner of the WTC, Larry Silverstein, signed a new 99 year lease and took out an insurance policy just 50 days prior to the attack. And won the lottery 20 times over with a 4.6 billion dollar payout.