Natalie

Cue Wham’s!🎵 “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” on the soundtrack.

Roll Titles (in gratuitous Pink font)

EXT. CITY STREETS – DAWN

(Fade in. Music & Titles continue) Establishing shots of city. A woman waits under a crosswalk. A business man drinks Starbucks. Multi-colored sleeping bags line the sidewalk. Some fidget.

EXT. STREET CORNER – DAWN

A disheveled EF, bag bottle in one hand and tip jar in the other, sidewinds toward the window of a corner drug store to get a better look inside. His sunken eyes narrow, then widen as they glean the tabloids: “Natalie Portman SPLIT from husband.” “HE CHEATED ON HER!”

(Glass shattering). EF fixates on the magazine shelf. Light dances in his soul. Feverishly, he licks his palms and combs them through his greasy mane. Opens his mouth wide, points a small canister at his face and sprays it directly into his right eye.

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance!”

E.F.😄
(More on Natalie later)