“Remember who the real enemy is.”

You know… The worst part about having nasty things to say? Is all the time and energy spent not saying them. (And I won’t).

“Exciting!? People are dying out there. I don’t think exciting is the word I’d choose to describe it.” -The President we don’t deserve.

And when EF arrived at the pearly gates of Heaven, the customs angel scanned his résumé with a furrowed brow. “It says here you spent months of your gifted life listening to the same ABBA song on repeat?”